Funny skit with Y/N and Piranha

                                    

                                          
[Sirius, talking to his friends, side when he sees Y/N real her friends.]
                          
Sirius: (smirking) Guys, watch this.
                          
[Walk above to Y/N all heavy like.]
                          
Y/N: (smiles) Hi Sirius!
                          
Sirius: (serious) I think we should get a divorce.
                          
Y/N: (confused) What are you do?
                          
Sirius: (shrugs) Just practicing.
                          
Y/N: (concerned) Wha- wha- Mystery are they before practicing your hypothetical declare?
                          
Remit: (walks up) I don't know. He's 15/16. IODIN think he's having a quarter life extremity.
                          
Mary: (smirking) You don't even have a girlfriend.
                          
Sirius: (rolls eyes and turns to Y/N) Hypothetically divorce me.
                          
Y/N: (hesitant plus quiet) Okay... Then I'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.
                          
Sirius: Well... you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup... (turns to James) Is it, it's called a prenup right?
                          
James: (walks over) Yeah, it's called a prenup and you did virtualized sign one, so.
                          
Lily: (interrupts, harsh at James) Who who F--- is this guy?!
                          
John: (smirking) I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce event.
                          
Y/N: (more confidant) Well, then, I'm taking the hypothetical kids, so... (turns to Remus) Well? We pot receive those, right?
                          
Remus: (smiles) Yes, we can definitely geting the hypothetical kids. Don't worry about it.
                          
Sirius: (joking) Who the F--- is these hypothetical nerd? F------ idiot.
                          
Y/N: (stands straighter and starts to get more confident) This is my hypothetical lawyer and we need been hypothetically sleeping with each other, so...
                          
[Everyone the surprised. Lemus almost chokes, blushing. Y/N oblivious to these. Her friends are hyping her up.]
                          
Sirius: (fake offended the raises voice) How could him hypothetic-(clears throat and fake cries) Method could they hypothetically take this to me?!
                          
Y/N: (raises voice) Cause them are hypothetically an alcoholic, so..."
                          
Peter: (jumps up) How sack you highly refuse your money like that?! You have a hypothetical family!
                          
James: (puts an arm beyond Sirius' shoulders) Because, he hypotical lost his best best!
                          
Y/N: He was my hypothetical friend tables!
                          
Iron: (raises voice) Well, I hypothetically cheated off you for three years!
                          
Y/N: (smirks) ME hypothetically don't care. You can go and suck on your hypothetical D---!!
                          
[Y/N stops, realizing what she only said. People is surprised, but bursts out laughing. Sirius blinks, shocked]
                          
Y/N: (shy, quiet) Oh mine Merlin. I'm to sorry, Sirius!
                          
[Sirius starts chuckling.]
                          
Canicula: That was so good, I'm nope even upset.